Paroneiria - Martin Hayes’s blog

Short story and comic writer from Ireland.

This is where I live . . .

. . . just imagine it closer up, and pissing down with rain, and all the streets covered in dog shit and litter, and the smell of untreated human faeces wafting up from the rippling surface of the most polluted river in Ireland, and the fact that every other shop on the main street is boarded up because they can’t afford the rent, and the Spanish exchange students clamouring to get on board the special bus that has to be laid on outside the school so that the local scumbags don’t beat them up while chanting racial slurs - then you’ll be pretty close to what it’s actually like.

I’m currently working on an 88 page graphic novel, Project Luna: 1947 with Jim Boswell.  A future release from Markosia.

Also a 90-100 page graphic novel, Crowley - Wandering The Waste, to be published by Insomnia.

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Interesting fact about Martin # 1 - He has been known to drink up to fifteen mugs of tea in one day (Lyon’s Green Label mind, none of that watery PG Tips shite).

Interesting fact about Martin # 2 - He, too, knows that the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

Interesting fact about Martin # 3 - He really fucking hates Chuck Norris.