Paroneiria - Martin Hayes’s blog

This is where I live . . .

. . . just imagine it closer up, and pissing down with rain, and all the streets covered in dog shit and litter, and the smell of untreated human faeces wafting up from the rippling surface of the most polluted river in Ireland, and the fact that every other shop on the main street is boarded up because they can’t afford the rent, and the Spanish exchange students clamouring to get on board the special bus that has to be laid on outside the school so that the local scumbags don’t beat them up while chanting racial slurs - then you’ll be pretty close to what it’s actually like.

My stories and comic scripts have or will appear in -

Interesting fact # 1 - I have been known to drink up to fifteen mugs of tea in one day (Lyon’s Green Label mind, none of that watery PG Tips shite).

Interesting fact # 2 - I, too, know that the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.